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Posted by Jack Napier
Dec 15, 2013 21:50:45 GMT
Game isn't great. Aside from David Cage saying "game overs are failure more so of the game designer than the player" which is a fucking stupid statement in of itself. The game is also riddled with awful writing that makes no fucking sense. Take for example the homeless section in which Jodie can choose to go down rape alley and blow the guy for 10$. If you choose to do it Jodie will back out and get near raped. She's completely defenseless and needs Aiden to save her. Okay. Except you know by this point in the story she has fucking CIA training and is capable of taking down two armed men twice her fucking size. What? Is dick her kryptonite or something? 

Now you could just say "but jaaaaaaaaack she was homeless and hadn't eaten yet so of course she's weaker" Okay. Fine. Except later on in that same chapter she takes down three armed teenage males at the same fucking time. BEFORE she's eaten mind you. So where the fuck where these kung fu moves when the threat of dick was around?

I'd write more about how much this game pisses me off but I highly doubt anyone will even read what little I wrote. But I am going to add this. I only pointed out one example of bad writing. There are several more I can bring up. But I guess all that can't be too important since Philbert still gave the game a fucking 9/10. I mean it's not like he's just too stupid to actually realize how shit the game is, right?

Edit: Oh I fucking forgot to mention. If you DON'T use Aiden to save Jodie from the rape alley monster. The dude will just get bored and fuck off. Ace writing there Cage.
Posted by calbro
Dec 15, 2013 22:24:06 GMT
Why do David Cage games have so much rape and/or rape suggestive stuff in them?
Posted by Jack Napier
Dec 15, 2013 22:26:14 GMT
Because the kids love it. I imagine the real reason is because it's an easy emotional exploit. You don't have to actually write character development or character driven tragedies when you can just throw Jodie up on a pool table and get dem legs spread.
Posted by salty1264
Dec 15, 2013 22:41:29 GMT
Or he was raped as a child.
Posted by Jack Napier
Dec 15, 2013 22:43:33 GMT
probably. Doesn't France have like the highest rape statistics in the world? Or was it that they're the most depressed nation? I forget.
Posted by salty1264
Dec 15, 2013 22:45:55 GMT
Posted by Jack Napier
Dec 15, 2013 22:52:28 GMT
I'm not going to research my statements. What do I look like? Someone who gives a fuck? I think it was the most depressed one though to be honest.
Posted by salty1264
Dec 15, 2013 23:29:43 GMT
Yeah i wasnt going to research ether but it had potential to be a funny google search.  And who researches facts nowadays anyways.  
Posted by thatdamnkrab
Dec 16, 2013 21:29:26 GMT
I fucking hate David Cage. He makes shitty experience games with no gameplay and puts 13 year old girls in sexual situations because hes a sick fuck.
Posted by Jack Napier
Dec 16, 2013 22:02:01 GMT
But Krab. Philbert gave it a 9/10. He loves it.
Posted by salty1264
Dec 17, 2013 0:41:41 GMT
Whats wrong with 13 year old girls in sexual situations.
Posted by nomutantallowed
Dec 17, 2013 3:35:28 GMT
David Cage is a genius, all my liberal feminist friends (yeah, right) told me so!

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